the great schlep

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The Great Schlep aims to have Jewish grandchildren visit their grandparents in Florida, educate them about Obama, and therefore swing the crucial Florida vote in his favor. Don’t have grandparents in Florida? Not Jewish? No problem! You can still become a schlepper and make change happen in 2008, simply by talking to your relatives about Obama.

i want a treehouse

I read an article in the NYTimes Magazine about treehouses, and now I want one SOOOOO bad.

I don't need a gigantic house with a luxury master bedroom, just a luxury treehouse. I want an awesome treehouse. I want a treehouse. I WANT A MASTER TREEHOUSE BUILDER to build me a treehouse! Seriously, I want a master treehouse. I think this is important. I haven't wanted anything in my life like the way I want a tree house right now. I want a treehouse.